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What a fukin load. Cameron Clarke will knock your socks right off. He is the bees knees and has the biggest red rippin pepperoni. Be careful you might confuse him as a drugga but make no mistake he is a goddam fiend for life.
Holy shit! I think I just saw a Cameron Clarke. ****NUTS EVERYWHERE*****
Hysterical is a hot buff guy from Papua New Guinea and is friends with the man himself, Jeremy Clarkson WAHAAAAAAAYYYY.
Holy hell, is that Hysterical/Clark with Jeremyc WAHAAAAAAAAY!
One of the funniest alpha males you could ever meet. If you ever meet one of these exotic individuals, you will immediately feel the overwhelming male dominance wash over you. The power of the whitest name in existence will throw you off, and you may feel hopelessness or despair due to the jealousy felt toward Andrew. The majority of them are naturally gifted at baseball and basketball, and will usually break your ankles on and off the court.
"Is that Andrew Clarke? I just wanna suck his cock until his balls are empty so I can feel the wrath of the one and only Clarkenator"
"Guys look, it's Andrew! We should jump him and steal his black air forces."
Millie Clarke's tend to be Vv gorgeous and talented weather there talent be singing or anything above
"Have u seen the new girl". "Yeah she's so Millie Clarke"
He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.
Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.
Raymond Clark is really funny. He is much funnier than his friends. He really hates Kangaroos, but loves cats. A Raymond Clark typically abides in cooler climates and hates the heat due to his heavy stature.
Raymond Clark is so much funnier than Drew.
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I fell in love with Raymond Clark the moment I laid eyes on him. He is so funny, but don't mention Kangaroos around him. Seriously, do NOT mention Kangaroos.