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Early morning sex when he wakes up with a woody and starts knocking on her door, so she rolls over just enough to allow him "access" and it only takes about a minute
Baby? Yes sweet? Can I have some cold pizza? Ugh, I guess so!
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n. A phone call that comes in without any warning or explanation from the person who transferred the call.
"A common business call nightmare these days is to get passed from person to person as a cold transfer, which means you have to explain your problem to each new listener."
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When a stripper puts dry ice in your ass.
Ie I was at Jaguar last night and paid $80 for a cold plate
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Colding Boxing- v. Hot Boxing for those who Vape. Involves closing all doors, windows, and openings while Vaping in order to fill the room with Vapor.
Duuude we are Cold Boxing this car so hard. Smells like Tropical Cotton Candy now!
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Cold
You know the yolk it's spreading from
You laugh as people scatter 'bout
Surrounded by a veil of stars
You realize your life is dark
Earth gets colder every day
If scientists could have their way
They'd study us from far away
And watch as people's minds decay
Cold
Your body's in the hands of fools
With swimming pools and low IQ's
There's nothing to see, nothing to do
Buy your stocks and sell your jewels
Bill collectors stole my mail
My wife and kids are all for sale
I hope to god I go to jail
And no one can come up with bail
Cold Life
I can't control my buried thoughts
The slightest thing makes me distraught
I'm like the people I once fought
My every action's being bought
Robot trainers earn their pay
As mutant kids go out to play
It's such a pretty pretty day
With orange nights and days of grey
Cold
I've now become a nervous wreck
I'm getting closer to my death
I keep expecting my last breath
As all my friends just laugh and jest
The earth is such a filthy place
And human such an awful race
And I'd rather live in outer space
Where death goes at a slower pace
Cold Life
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running cold 1: out of food, drugs or sex 2: being shut down, rejected or
3 being dead
mike is running cold on his woman
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Cold looking - to look cold is to look unhappy and not friendly.
The woman was a rather cold looking person.
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