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When you slap your dumb ass friend with a dirty cum filled condom.
Yo John if you don't stop being a dumb ass ill condom slap yo ass.
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Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.
I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.
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btich I dont have a condom your my live condom tonight.
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A type of condom that provides maximum freedom and convenience, consisting only of the skin from a man's own penis.
All I had was a bathroom stall and my America condom. It wasn't the classiest sex but I made it work.
Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.
David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"
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Where the skin from the shaft covers the head to form a tip, creating a condom penis.
Dude that porn star has a condom penis!
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