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one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."
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a couch potato with red hair
not only is she a couch tomato she is a firebrush.
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The term used to define beer pong that is played while sitting in a chair.
Dan: Yo Tyler why are you doing couch porn
Tyler: Cuz I shoot better from this elevation
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"W. has jumped the couch."
"Not fallen off the couch, as he did when he choked on that pretzel."
"Jumped it." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times
"Then, as president, he jumped the couch by pedaling through the guns of August -the growing carnage and chaos in Iraq and Afghanistan." - Maureen Dowd, New York Times
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It's also a phrase used in the fraternity world when an active member puts his own status on the line for a rushee. He tells the house that he is "jumping the couch" for a rushee, and that the next vote to allow the rushee into the house is a simultaneous vote to keep the active in the house. Direct opposite of blackball.
After several unsuccessful votes to get his friend into his fraternity, John "jumped the couch" for Sam, but the fraternity still voted Sam down, so John had to leave the fraternity forever in disgrace.
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A lazy son of a bitch who spends their entire day on the couch videogames, smoking weed and eating food while bathing in their own stench.
Yo, paul has played COD all fucking day and ate all the food what a couch walrus.
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When a male is so lazy and retarded that he has sex on the couch in stead of just simply moving somewhere else.
John was so anxious and lazy, that he could not wait to just move to a bed, so he and Kaitlyn did it on the couch. What a Couch Fucker....
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