Covfefe Day

A holiday (which can be any day) where you give a random gift, to anyone you choose, for whatever reason you what. No explanation needed.

Larry: someone left a gallon bag full of mushed up toilet paper, cookies, batteries and vanilla pudding on my door step.

Me: Happy Covfefe Day!

Covfefe job

The act of ski-poling while sitting between Vladimir Putin and Mohammad Bin Salman while wearing a red bib that says “MAGA”

The only new employment opportunities the POTUS can create are covfefe jobs

Covfefe

My interpretation. Covfefe, noun. A mainstream press coverup conspiracy about conspiracies, particularly child sex slavery rings at the highest levels of government and society. Synonym: "kerfuffle"

'Despite the constant negative press covfefe' Covfefe is equivalent to MISO, as in "MISO horny for innocent child's blood!" Enjoy your MISO soup, now with fresh Covfefe, no MSG!

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covfefe

Commonly confused with many definitions usually defined by those with limited capacity.

COVFEFE cahv fee fay a swarm of usually 5 or more media outlet repreesntatives that are seemingly small in mind and big in mouth. known for being blatant idiots and writing contrived drivel.

TOM: Look it's the media ( CNN, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, HUFFINGTON POST, ETC.

Don: yeah aLl those idiots what a COVFEFE

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Covfefe

Code name for a planned Isis Attack.

You're torturing me but I shall get the last laugh when I covfefe.

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jefe covfefe

The cheeto-in-charge, or Commander-in-Cheese, the 45th president of a nation on its knees.

The jefe covfefe tweets on and on, but the tweets read as though they were written in crayon.

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I hear covfefe

Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel Donald Trump hears covfefe

Instead of hearing Yanny or Laurel I hear covfefe

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