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The Hottest Dilf Around, Father Of Gavin Sellers.
I want to have sex with craig sellers.
When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.
Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!
some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...
Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"
an AMAZING athlete,
A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME
me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!
Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!
Verb - Lara Craig is used when describing someone who is absent minded in the extreme to ignore the facts and twist things into her sexist view on the world. Like way over the top. Like "we should use boys as footrests" over the top.
Apple’s Senior VP of Software Engineering:
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)
2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC
3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans
(the best Apple executive for sure)
OMG did Craig Federighi just make a meme again at WWDC? 😭😭
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)