When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.
Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.
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When you put one or more fingers up a girls pussy which is dry and crusty, and hook your finger resembling a fishhook and take it out and put the crusty shit in your mouth
Before i fucked her i gave her a Crusty Fishhook and i almost threw up when i put my finger in my mouth!
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a nasty slut bitch that doesn't bath. one who fucks any thing that sits still long enough.
billys' mom is a crusty ass bitch
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Man, he looks like a pile of crusty skunk mung.
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a rag used to catch your load that hasn't been washed in a while.
my little daughter came in to the room holding my crusty jack rag.
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A crusty po is when you creampie a girl and wait for it to dry then start fucking then again. No one does a better crusty po than owen
Example. "Stacy , chad wanted to give me crusty po to night.
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98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.
Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then