Danny Devito

A very very sexy man with a very very sexy attitude.

I ain’t gay

Kyle: dude did you see this new kid?
Megan: OMG I totally did! He’s looks like Danny Devito!!!!!
New kid: hey
*faints*

Danny DeVito

The physical saint. He has monster condoms that he uses for his magnum dong.

Ayo, Sexy beast be packin'. Danny DeVito is god!

Danny Devito

Talein ‘s Daddy / Boyfriend / Sugardaddy

Danny Devito:

Yo talein who is that man???

“MY DADDY”

Danny Devito

God himself

Kid 1:Danny Devito is god.
Kid 2: OH MY GOD HE IS!!! HE SHOULD BE WOLVERINE
Kid 1: YESSSSSSS!

Danny Devito

literally a legend so beautiful amazing hot drop dead gorgeous amazing beautiful talented

Danny Devito has to be the best person breathing oxygen

Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito is a beautiful man with the shape of a sexy beast and a cock the size of every weeb’s love for ZeroTwo

Girl 1: Who’s your favourite actor?
Girl 2: Danny DeVito of course!
Girl 1: *has orgasm at the sound of his name being said*

Danny Devito

God, but sexier.

“What in the name of Danny Devito have you kids been up to!?”