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A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.
I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.
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A Moofy. Cow pup. Pay pig. A big loser. A pervert. A Sissysquirt. A chastity wearing cock lover.
Dan Torens is weak for big jugs. He’s such a “Dan Torens”. Moofy exposed.
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A very wonderful man that cooks the best beef stew in the whole wide world. This man is going to be married to the one and only D.P she loves to sing cook and clean. Dan has a sister named Shelia she makes terrible soup and pot pie.
Cool person, Nice, Friendly, Open for options, Dan taylor
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Has no real life friends and cuts himself to get attention from his internet friends, plays arma 3 and calls the game dead and hangs around with the hard lot of arma who ddos for attention and becouse he uses a stresser he brags about it to his internet friends. and demands clout.
Dan - he he he he hey guyss ghuessss what i diddid todayyy i cut my rist and thennnnn what i did was gooo on arma whith alllll my internet friendesy and we ddossesd some peoples coz we are retards.
Arma Roleplay - OMMGGG Is that dan chau please dont ddos me im such a bigg fan of u dan please can i be ur friend u i dont want you to ddos me man u are soo cool!
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A traitor that will leave you without saying goodbye.
Who left faster? Dan Mullen or my dad?
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A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.
"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."
"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"
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A myspace phenomenon. Commonly found crusing around LA in some pimped out rides with his closest homies. An Action Dan is a rare but rewarding find. Known for their sense of humour and dashing good looks, Action Dan's are never short of mates. However, when they find one they like they are with them for a very long time. Action Dan's are never seen out without DEAD straight hair.
He's fit, hardly an action dan is he though.
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