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you cant feed a bear that died of starvation

to be used if some thing is late,unforgivable, or some one says there sorry and they want to fix things and they dont have the balls to fix it or address the problem until ignoring you and til they found out there mistake

"Hey im sorry it wasn't meant to happen like that im sorry will you forgive me"
you reply "You cant feed a bear that died of starvation"

by That Chubby Fellow February 15, 2012

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ob La Di, Ob La Da

A very controversial song by The Beatles detailing the relationship of two lovebirds named Desmond and Molly, from when they first met to when they are happily married. Despite being very well-received, the song is often considered one of the worst songs of the 1960's, and was even declared the worst song of all time in a poll. John and George reportedly hated the song, and several others lambasted it for its "lightheartedness."

In the mid-2010's, a parody of the song, titled "Gotta Love Millennials" was released. The parody, as you can probably infer by the titles, is a musical number making fun of millennials.

Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace
Molly is the singer in a band
Desmond says to Molly, "Girl, I like your face"
And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand:

Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on

Desmond takes a trolley to the jeweler's store
Buys a twenty carat golden ring
Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door
And as he gives it to her, she begins to sing

Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on

In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones

Happy ever after in the market place
Desmond lets the children lend a hand
Molly stays at home and does her pretty face
And in the evening she still sings it with the band

Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on

In a couple of years they have built
A home sweet home
With a couple of kids running in the yard
Of Desmond and Molly Jones

Happy ever after in the market place
Molly lets the children lend a hand
Desmond stays at home and does his pretty face
And in the evening she's a singer with the band

Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on
Ob la di, ob la da, life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on

by Someone who kinda exists November 24, 2021

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fuck you and I hope your dog dies

Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.

Fuck you. Fuck you and I hope your dog dies.

by Choda Boy 57 September 8, 2007

269πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž


boy what you doin in dis neighborhood?!

Fucc Compton. This phrase is what compton niggas hear before dying in the LBC

niggas know aint nuthin thats harder,
than niggas from the city right beside the water

by Loc- O June 22, 2004

13πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Dis you drink kinstes or wgat

Originally meant to be written as 'did you drink monsters or what'.

'Dis you drink kinstes or wgat'

Yes, yes I did

by alphamale3848282 February 21, 2021

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 14, 2020

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd

Something a furry would sa

OWO *sees buldge* what is dis i fouwnd… *Pull’s down you pawnts* OWO

by Ξ‘ March 9, 2022

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž