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Giving someone who is defecating on the toilet a blowjob as they tak e a dump. The first as a way to insure a clean hammer. Others claim it originated in the UK as a way to reduce smagmaq
When a guy l is taking the browns to th e Superbowl he calls his old lady over and demands a blowjob. He makes sure to drop a load as he's receiving a San Diego Vaccumoiïm. You cab also hire a Mexican from Behind home Depot, however quality can be lacking and not up to California code.
When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.
Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
Diego Martir is a boy who I love sm. He gives me so much joy and happiness. I have a fan page for him called @cutiiediego and I’ve been in the fandom for about 6 months now and I love it.
But back to Diego.
He makes me keep fighting, he gives me motivation to smile each day and not give up on myself.
I love him to the death of me and I could fr die for him, no matter what.
Diego Martir is the love of my life, I swear. Dm me and I’ll show myself Diego HAHAH
Diego Martir is a very kind person. He is short and tanish, has curly hair, is a pro at soccer and has so much love to give around. He is beyond caring and everything about him is attractive . His dimples can make anyone fall in love and that’s what makes him Diego. He is a ladies man and can steal ya girl. Diego works out a lot and has like a 600 pack. Idc if hes short I LOVE HIM. He issa great kisser and and good hugger. Diego is a social media star too and has birthday is December 24 2003. What town do u want him to tour at?
Girl 1: "Look Its the HOTTIE Diego Martir."
Girl 2: "OMG Diego Martir GONNA B MY SNACK TONIGHT."
Girl 3: "NAH Diego Martir GONNA B MY DINNER
TONIGHT."
Girl 4: "He gonna like my booty."
He is just an amazing person, loves his fans, is cute, smart, and a kind person. He have curly hair, dimples and the best boyfriend :)
We love you diego martir <3
Te amamos diegooo <3
by Alondra ~
Diego (Definition #1)
a "Diego" is an oddly shaped creature with a cane-shaped build.
if you saw somebody with that same build, you'd go.
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego!" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego!"
Diego (definition #2)
A Diego is a person with a strange obsession with becoming a femboy, so obsessed that if you were to encounter them, you'd see them in their usual outfit of pink thigh-high socks, belt-sized pink micro/mini skirt, a t-shirt with the words "Daddy's good little boy", and last but not least, paired with his favorite cat ears and tail!
if you saw somebody with that same build, you'd go.
"Oh yeah, that person is a Diego (cane) !" or "Hey, that's my buddy with the fucked up posture! yeah, we call him Diego! (cane) "