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A person (usually a woman) who marries a man for their money.
Kate Middleton stalked Prince William for over 10 years to be a princess, she's a total gold digger.
A person who forms relationships to gain wealth
Fiona is such a gold-digger, she only married him for his money
A Woman who gets married to a person for the money.. does not care about him just cares about the money
Person 1: Dude my wife is a gold digger!!!
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: She almost quit work since i won the lottery and i have 1 million .. she wanted to spend 500k on makeup
hey john your girlfreind is the next britney spears/gold digger
The opposite of a gold digger, someone with an affinity for people of low economic and social status.
''Is Carol still going out with that convict?''
''Sure is, that girl's a Shit Digger if I've ever met one''.
A dumb bitch who knows nothing, yet knows everything & somehow turn everything to shit, an ungrateful bitch.
Man: (it's 2AM) " Hello"
Woman: I think something is wrong in my kitchen. Water is everywhere. Can you come and fix it right away ?
Man: " Let me gather my tools" I'll be there swiftly.
Man: There go your problem. The waterline to your faucet is loose. I tightening it up & everything should be OK again.
Woman: Are you sure the pipe is not bursted?
Man: "Ma'am! Turn on/off your faucet" water fine down here, there no more leak & I'm sure a pipe is not bursted. I've already check and pressurized all your line.
Woman: I can hear something in the wall.
Man: I don't hear anything. But let me check again. " nothing is wrong! everything good to go"
Woman: I can still hear something leaking in the wall.
Man: I'm sure nothing is leaking or I will hear it too.
Woman: You can't tell me what I'm hearing from my wall.
Man: Ma'am! There is nothing wrong. I just fixed the problem.
Woman: I don't think you know what you're doing. I'm going to call a Profesional Plumber.
Noun: My shit digger just pissed me off for coming home from work. She digging up the same ol' shit again.
Advice: Don't make eyes contact or verbal contact, especially verbal contact with shit digger.
When you attempt to anally copulate but it feels like digging dirt from a grave; an unpleasant and typically messy anal experience amongst males
Rob felt like a dirgey digger when he put Mikey over the kitchen slab.