what does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings

when a girl asks for one of your rings it means she’s claiming you as hers. By having one of your rings she has proof of you being hers.

Can i have one of your rings?

yeah sure but why?

no reason

What does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings?

why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.

Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!

road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

R.I.P. Vine

hey did you see that vine where it goes road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

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If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.

Him: yo do you like me?

Her: Boy no I don't

Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does

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does he look bigger to you guys? he's bigger, right?

When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.

"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"

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when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?

no but really, which one?

physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*

why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?

i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.

to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-

friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.

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