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Blatantly lying to others in front of the accused, about an action you know you committed, but have placed the blame on another.
I used a spool of cable wire as a leash for my friend's dog and ever since have blatantly denied it and blamed the dog's owner. He's tried to explain the truth ever since, in vain. Dog-collaring him has become a regular occurrence when we are together.
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Those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just his dog shitter?
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Dirt dogs are good looking, successful, ambitious bros that trick women to think they have a monogamous relationship. But in all actuality, they have relations with multiple women. This is deception, a dirt dog is only after sex. He lets multiple women feel like they are in a relationship, but in all actuality, a dirt dog has built a house of cards to many women that think they are in a relationship. While the woman thinks she is in a relationship, the dirt dog lays pipe in multiple women while under the guise of monogamy. Dirt dogs live on the edge. They prefer multiple women and love to always be on the brink of getting caught.
A true dirt dog loses track of their lies and it usually gets them caught, but in true dirt dog form, they manage to lie their way out of trouble.
Bro 1: Look at Bill, he is such a dirt dog!
Bro 2: Holy Shit, he is always with a new girl!
Bro 1: That's an excellent strategy, sir!
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An opportunistic female who lingers around bars flirting and preying on unsuspecting men with the specific and sole intent of scoring free alcohol. They can either operate in packs or as lone wolves.
If we're hoping to pick up, we should stay away from that bar. It's full of grog dogs.
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Invented in 1984 by a haggard carny. A corn dog with pieces of "Chronic" or weed dipped into the batter.
It is the only thing that you will ever eat that makes you MORE hungry after eating it.
Skyler was working the tilt-a-whirl. However, he was working the food booth before that and he ate six chron dogs.
He was hella toasted and forgot to stop the ride. Everybody hurled massive chucks.
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a small rescue dog borked and became a legendary meme.
Sleep tight, Pupper.
dude, did you hear? Gabe the Dog died.
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A saying that is necessarily immediately followed by the term "wat."
Lawrence: "dog lab."
Me: "wat?"
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