Random
Source Code
Random
The worst experience one can face with the english language
English 10 at prisms was so bad, that orange man started to sound better.
1. A person who is a native English speaker that have failed in all aspects of life back home and moved to Korea to teach English. Usually quite obnoxious too.
2. A loser.
Remember David? That guy who never graduated high school. He is now an English teacher in Korea.
A sexual maneuver.
First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.
14👍 3👎
1. N.- A medicine cabinet which is located or originates from England.
2. V.- When a man successfully attempts to insert both of his testicles in the anus of a man or woman. Variations, see:English Pharmacy
1. That's a stunning English medicine cabinet!
2. Then the bastard tried to pull an English medicine cabinet on me!
13👍 3👎
Probably the most delicious beverage on the Planet
"Do u mind if i enjoy some of your delicious O.E playa?"
"I love olde english 800 due to its fine malty goodness and tasty qualities"
398👍 200👎
The act of findin a woman over the age of 52 with really saggy tats. You then proceed to fry her tats and when they are golden brown and juicy. Then eat them and have sex untill she is dead
Lets go english pancakes her!
3👍 19👎
This is someone you simp for - you dream of marrying them once you are of age and buying a cottage with them in the middle of the woods and living with them happily ever after but THEY ARE TAKEN OH SHIT OH NO PLEASE GOD FUCK NO
Friend: Do you have the female English teacher fourth period?
Me: Yes ;)
7👍 1👎