A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.
Player 1: omg this kid is so good!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
Evan Gomez may not be the smartest or the tallest, but he is definely a ladies man. He is very good looking and will always have hoes and money.
Evan Gomez is very cute and pulls of all the girls
Super Sexy Hot Boi 69, thiccc booty having boi, Small child having stature, athletic af, loves boys because he is gay af, humps girls without their knowing,
Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.
"If you think Evan Travis' talks big, you should see his ego." ~Everyone in the Band room
You- "Hey EVAN MASON"
The cunt - "my names josh"
You- "suuuuuuure"
is a gorgeous and attractive person. She's out going and has a positive vibe most of the time. Moriah Evans is a funny person and loves to joke around. Rarely will you see her down, she's a great listener and is a loud person. She has a great heart get you a friend like her!!!!!!!!!
Moriah Evans brightens my day all the time!!!!