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Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger

"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew

by francesco42069 February 1, 2016


Evan Hill

funniest nigga youll ever meet but can also be gay as fuck but he is cool and will ride for any of his niggas

thats my nigga Evan Hill

by thatniggatrevor March 4, 2019


Kyler Evans

ye uh they got that emo sexy look and lowkey gorgeous eyes.
super miss understood, needs a friend update, scared of being alone but terrified of letting someone in.

someone u would want to spend a lifetime with, and who you'd want by your side through everything, weak but strong at the same time but someone who feels to many things and is too fogiving...
someone i need im my life but i know im going to lose.

If you know him, keep him.
If you want him, tell him.
hurt him, and i'll hurt you.
when hes hurt, my heart bleeds.
If there was a train coming, id push him out of the way so it'd take me instead.
I love you but you need to stop chasing people who dont feel the way i feel about you. Even if its not me, find someone who really loves you for who you are

Kyler Evans is my everything...

by Urmommy22 January 27, 2022


Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

by John Wock April 12, 2022


evan gomez

Evan Gomez may not be the smartest or the tallest, but he is definely a ladies man. He is very good looking and will always have hoes and money.

Evan Gomez is very cute and pulls of all the girls

by Kaine April 3, 2018


Evan Gunter

Super Sexy Hot Boi 69, thiccc booty having boi, Small child having stature, athletic af, loves boys because he is gay af, humps girls without their knowing,

Evan Gunter is super gay af.

by Chunky Monkey 6354 April 17, 2019


Evan Travis

Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.

"If you think Evan Travis' talks big, you should see his ego." ~Everyone in the Band room

by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019