Grab Feet Day

It's national Grab Feet Day. On April 13 you can grab anyone's feet free of charge. If you have a foot fetish this is a great time for you. So get to grabbing!!

Guy : Hey girl let me get those feet
Girl: WTF why?
Guy: cause its national grab Feet day
Girl: Oh ya sure here touch these feet!!

6 feet under

Another way of saying you are going to kill someone.

If you dont shut your mouth your gonna find yourself 6 feet under.

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Beat Your Feet

A form of dance originated in the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia) which goes hand in hand with Go-Go, the music of the DMV.

Come on man... every time I here that fight anthem by CCB, I wanna beat my feet.. SO BEAT YOUR FEET!

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100 feet club

To join the 100 feet Club, you need to have sex 100 feet under water. The best way is cowgirl style

100 feet club

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vote with your feet

To express dissatisfaction by quitting or leaving. Usually used in the context of a job.

Boss: "As you know, it's been a tough year. We've lost $4 billion. So your bonus this year is going to be...um...negative $100,000. So if you would be so kind as to go ahead and return the full amount of every paycheck you've received this year, that would be greeeeaaat, m'kay?"
Subprime mortgage trader: "What? That's not fair! It's not my fault! You're the one who decided to buy all those Ninja loans, CDOs, and Bear Stearns shares!"
Boss: "Too bad, chief. If you don't like it, vote with your feet."

Paul McCartney: "Bloody hell, woman - what's taking so long? Get me that sammich now!"
Heather Mills: "You can't treat me like this! I'm your wife, not your slave!"
Paul McCartney: "I'm Paul McCartney, bitch! If you've got a problem, vote with your feet! Oops, I mean vote with your FOOT...hahahahahahaha! "

(NOTE: for those who don't know, Heather Mills had her left leg amputated)

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About 20 feet

How deep the legend Beetlejuice thinks a 6 foot hole is.

Hey Beet if you dig a 6 foot hole how deep is it. Um I think it’s about 20 feet.

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6 Feet of Fun

1) The trademark motto for Bubble Tape.
2)A term used to describe Chuck Norris' dick.
3)What douchebags call their three inch long excuse of a penis.

Douchebag 1:Hey man, you ready to go fuck those bitches down at the club?

Douchebag 2:Hellz yes! I brought my 5 dollar footlong!

Douchebag 1:Well I brought my 6 Feet Of Fun, let's do this!

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle against Bubble Tape for the trademark slogan 6 Feet Of Fun.

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