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someone who constantly feeds a cat in hopes it will sit on your bare lap and you stroke the cat fur and get aroused. Believing the cat won't survive outside without you. Prefer the cat to people. tell your ol lady to leave so you can Carlos fuck the cat.
Carlos has crazy cat fetish.
A particular fetish for the kinky in the tech industry. The deletion of lines of code or destruction of computers produces a high-pitched orgasm.
Dude, you know the boss? I've heard she has a serious software destruction fetish. I've seen her touch herself while deleting important directories.
Yo ass likin’ feet and suckin on toes like jason
You have Jasons foot fetish
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The pleasure one obtains when one farts while passing through revolving doors, and then watching for that moment when other people pass through the same doors, smell the captured fart in the compartment, and react to the gift that keeps on giving. Similar to Linear Fart Fetish, when one farts at the bottom of an escalator and then turns around to watch people below as they pass through the invisible cloud of odor.
Wilfred could entertain himself for hours, indulging his circular fart fetish, by passing gas in the revolving doors at work, then watching from the sidewalk as his co-workers got caught in an endless cycle of his noxious contributions.
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When one develops a sense of love, affection and infatuation for their teacher, guru and/or shaman. Although rare, it does happen and hopefully the sufferer will get over it in due haste.
Miranda: I just had this incredible retreat, but I can't quite get over my shaman, it's like I'm love-struck or something. It's getting annoying now, it's been, weeks and it's not going away!
Melissa: Oh that's just Guru Fetish Syndrome, don't worry you'll get over it.
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A fetish in which the person involved is attracted to and/or turned on by the fetishes or sexual acts committed to the website Urbandictionary.com. Usually used in an offensive or derogatory manor.
'Hey Dave did you hear that Dan is into golden showers and colorado turnarounds?'
'No, and what the hell are those things anyway?'
'They are sex acts that he found out about on Urban Dictionary'
'Oh, then he must have the Urban Dictionary Fetish!'
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'I hate those damn Urban Dictionary Fetish freaks and their damn angry dragons!!!
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When you get aroused by the movies Alvin and the Chipmunks.
man 1: we should watch alvin and the chipmunks
man 2: nah man that movie makes me horny asf, i have an alvin and the chipmunks fetish.
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