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Finger sex

When you stick your finger in someone else's fist repeatedly.

Nathan and Cameron had vigorous Finger Sex during class. Cameron's finger broke from the finger sex, maybe next time he'll wear protection.

by Maryhadalittledick March 19, 2016

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Piss Fingers

This occurs when someone doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom.

Yo pal, maybe you shouldn't be man handling the nachos with your nasty piss fingers.

by Koknballz May 21, 2017

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panic fingers

When one is playing a song on "Guitar Hero" that is so far above their skill level that they begin randomly button mashing the frets in panic.

I tried playing a level 6 song on Guitar Hero last night. It was scary. I was doing panic fingers after like ten seconds.

by Magnoodle October 10, 2007

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Grieg Finger

the index finger used to prevent sneezing (aka sternutation) by placement under the nostrils, above the top lip of the mouth. Most famously seen in Dopey, of the Seven Dwarfs. Also used by the Jupiter Group at Westerlin in their attempts to reach Jupiter by the year 3000.

I was about to sneeze all over "Slightly Off Center: Selected Works of Otto Von Grieg," when I remembered the Grieg Finger, and all was saved. I got the nostril thrill!

by Wellman Gorgonzole March 8, 2004

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Food finger

When you try to touch someone with oily or greasy hands after eating.

Hey don't try to food finger me, this is a new shirt

by Leonthelion October 25, 2010

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flash fingers

Someone who shoplifts

Jill was all flash fingers when she went into the store, and stole some gum.

by Skylar01 November 23, 2014

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Pooey fingers

When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there

Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??

by Shalom I’m salad fingers July 10, 2019

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