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A game like "Russian roulette" but instead of shooting at ones head you shoot at your foot......has been described as "BETTER THAN BUSTING A NUT, MAN!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkLNiHvG3OE
Hey you wanna play Chicken foot? It's
"BETTER THAN BUSTING A NUT, MAN!"
just watch the video
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A soccerball player of questionable sexuality.
Man-"Look at that chick playing soccer."
Dude-"That's a guy."
Man-"What a f**king foot fairy!"
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Arousal derived from seeing or interacting with (Er... In various possible ways...) feet. Not just limited to female feet, as all these other definitions would have one believe.
Jud gets off on licking his boyfriend's feet, so he pretty clearly has a foot fetish.
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Symptom -
That awkward moment when two peoples feet touch under the table without intention. This scenario is worsened when it involves same sex heterosexual, family members or strangers. The two 'touchers' are left to wonder if it was intentional or an accident and this crisis becomes dramatically worse is eye contact is made directly after the even.
Treatment -
The touchers can rectify the situation with one of the following solutions -
1 immediately apologizes for kicking the other person, loud enough for the entire surrounding audience to hear
2 immediately leave the table for a considerable amount of time
3 remove the entire foot (note - do not then give the other 'toucher' the removed foot as this can, in some cultures, be a threatening sign)
Friend one - you know we went out for dinner last weekend
Friend two - ye?
Friend one - me and you dad foot touched
Friend two - what?!
Friend one - oh its ok though man, i've cut off the foot...
Friend two - nice! I was wondering why i was visiting you in hospital.
Friend one - ye its... wait, did we just...
Friend two - ... yup, pretty sure that was my foot...
Friend one - i KNEW i should have cut off both, god DAM it!
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Commonly defined as a discoloration on the underside of the foot after partaking in felonious outdoor activities aka jumping on the tramp and/or running in dirt and/or a pile of poop and/or blacktop.
i just beasted that trampoline and now I have nig foot.
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When a woman is so fat that her crotch hangs through her pants, causing a multi-layered folded area of crotchy-folds.
Effects at maximum when under Yoga pants.
Sarah Palin in 30 years will most likely have the largest Camel Foot known to mankind.
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A prostitute so worn out that she doesn't even put her shoes back on as she walks from house to house.
Last night we had a dirty foot party at my house.
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