bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's diagnosis for awesomeness.

Reporter:"Some are saying that you're bipolar."

Charlie:"Wow. What does that mean? Wow. And then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there. Now what?"

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How to win at life

What? It's metaphysically possible, mind you.

How to win at life you ask? Metaphysically very possible!!!! Just welcome HDMI into your life. Just become homeless and start taking drugs. and be mentally ill. Et voilà it's done. You won at life.

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fortnite wins on snapchat

nobody cares.

virgin: CHEckk out my new fortnite win

average person: NOBODY CARES YOU DUMB VIRGIN WITH YO FORTNITE WINS ON SNAPCHAT

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just win baby

Something the raiders don't do
See: loser

Raiders fan: The raiders Just Win Baby!!
Any other other team fan: Yeah, sure...

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Winning Smile

When i see somebody with a winning smile on roblox, i get a hate filled feeling towards them that doesnt exist. I also target them.

"winning smile is the worst"
"yes, noobs who wear it think they're the shit and will win everything"
"and rage when they get killed once"
"even if it was their own fault"
brought to you by the high class society of normal player who actually look good (or 1/3 of roblox)

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Bi-winning

A physical condition characterized by "winning here" and "winning there." First recognized by actor Charlie Sheen as being distinct from Bipolar Disorder.

Yeah. I guess he's bi-winning.

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Bi-winning

NOT bi-polar, the opposite according to Charlie Sheen. In a state of perpetual winningness that could be mistaken for crazy.

I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there.

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