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~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.
Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.
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Mildly derogatory term for a person who is from Minnesota.
Ever since home prices in The Cities started skyrocketing, we got an influx of insufferable citiot mud ducks in Western Wisconsin. You can't even watch a Packer game at the bar anymore without some mud duck chanting skol in the background.
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an impromptu fight between two crack dealers
Johnny was selling crack in the back alley that Jack usually sold from. A verbal argument over the territory soon led to a duck fight.
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pre-cum. the pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.
Thank god for duck water or I wouldn't be able to slide my erect penis into this tight orifice.
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Chris, "I got Tiffany to sick duck"
Mars, "Damn fool! You are so dyslectic! How was it?"
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The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)
1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!
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an elected official whose term in office has not yet expired, but who has not been re-elected
Since he lost the last election, Senator Blowhard will be a lame duck until his opponent is sworn in.
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