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A game 8-12 yo play all day. Sometimes they can’t even shut the fuck up about it at school.
Timmy: OMG OMG. JIMMY ITS A NEW UPDATE FOR FORTNITE, WANNA PLAY?!
Jimmy: omg yeah I love to play FORTNITE
A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy
Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
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Fortnite:
/ˈfɔ tnʌɪt/
noun: A type of cancer, mostly caused by playing the online game "Fortnite". Fortnite is a cancer mostly appearing in 12 year old children and of course in other people of all ages, an alternate cancer which is very similar to Fortnite is Ligma. Something puzzling for scientists is how parents are not realizing that their children are diagnosed with a deadly cancer.
Mother: Doctor, my son has Fortnite!
Doctor: Calm down, ma'am, but this may be fatal.
that one cringey, stupid as hell, BITCH ASS GAME THAT NO ONE WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT THEY'RE STEALING THEY'RE MOMS CREDIT CARD OR POSTING ABOUT ABOUT THEY'RE BITCH ASS BATTLE ROYALES.
Michael : Hey I heard Markus plays fortnite.
Jayse : Really!? well damn (sighs) another one bites the dust.
Fortnite its addictive like crack, alcohol and for 13 yearolds to scream at there parent for 10 more minutes for a win and when all your friends want to play outside with you. your in the basement playing fortnite stw giving guns away like Troll vlogs or Ifhil and ride Yt which are ranked the best at giveaways/ sitting in the basement
Fortnite its addictive like crack, alcohol and for 13 yearolds to scream at there parent for 10 more minutes for a win and when all your friends want to play outside with you. your in the basement playing fortnite stw giving guns away like Troll vlogs or Ifhil and ride Yt which are ranked the best at giveaways/ sitting in the basement
A game that is killing everyone and is gonna die soon cus 8yr olds