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A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy
Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
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Fortnite:
/ˈfɔ tnʌɪt/
noun: A type of cancer, mostly caused by playing the online game "Fortnite". Fortnite is a cancer mostly appearing in 12 year old children and of course in other people of all ages, an alternate cancer which is very similar to Fortnite is Ligma. Something puzzling for scientists is how parents are not realizing that their children are diagnosed with a deadly cancer.
Mother: Doctor, my son has Fortnite!
Doctor: Calm down, ma'am, but this may be fatal.
that one cringey, stupid as hell, BITCH ASS GAME THAT NO ONE WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT THEY'RE STEALING THEY'RE MOMS CREDIT CARD OR POSTING ABOUT ABOUT THEY'RE BITCH ASS BATTLE ROYALES.
Michael : Hey I heard Markus plays fortnite.
Jayse : Really!? well damn (sighs) another one bites the dust.
Fortnite its addictive like crack, alcohol and for 13 yearolds to scream at there parent for 10 more minutes for a win and when all your friends want to play outside with you. your in the basement playing fortnite stw giving guns away like Troll vlogs or Ifhil and ride Yt which are ranked the best at giveaways/ sitting in the basement
Fortnite its addictive like crack, alcohol and for 13 yearolds to scream at there parent for 10 more minutes for a win and when all your friends want to play outside with you. your in the basement playing fortnite stw giving guns away like Troll vlogs or Ifhil and ride Yt which are ranked the best at giveaways/ sitting in the basement
A game that is killing everyone and is gonna die soon cus 8yr olds
A battle royale based game in other words it's a lure for your uncle to sneak in your room because he can sniff fag juice every time you play it.
"Boy playing fortnite"
Uncle"sniffs the boy" mmm we got another delicious fag in the family
a game that hasn't been good since 2019 and will never be revived; a game played by lifeless retards who either look like jabba the hut or gollum;
retard: ur actual dogwater kid, quit fortnite.
chad: shut the fuck up and touch grass, pussy bitch. go play some fucking sports and get your grubby hands off your dusty-ass amazon keyboard.