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The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.
Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?
Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.
Welfare Checks and Pay Day on the same day? I'm not going to Wal-Mart this Black Friday!
THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping
Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes
The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.
Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.
Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach
Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!
The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.
I cant wait till Better Friday. Then, I can actually climax inside the broad i find tonight.
The clothing you put on when it's Friday and you just want to kick back and drink a few beers.
Bob: hey joe, did ya come to the party last night?
Joe: naw man, I was watching WWE in my Friday boxers