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THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping
Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes
A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.
man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)
it happens on black Friday
When people line up to buy who knows what at America's version of running with the bulls.
American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.
Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?
Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
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The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.
Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.
Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach
Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!
when you go out drinking on a weeknight and have a few more alcoholic beverages than you should have consumed. This is usually an unplanned event.
You head to happy hour on Wednesday night and you drink ten drinks but you had only planned on having two. You head home drunk knowing you have to work in the morning. It's an accidental Friday.