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A Gabe is usually a sweet guy. He always has his jokes but you can kinda understand how to take him seriously. He has the most gorgeous brown curly hair and has hazel or brown eyes. He has the most gorgeous smile that can light up a room. He is very athletic and kinda smart. Once you meet a Gabe never let him go because that will be the biggest mistake of your life.
Girl 1: omg have met that guy over there with that really cute hair and smile
Girl 2: Yeah that's gabe.
Kinda a dick and is always trying to prove he is right.
Gabe: Bro my Dicks bigger than yours
Carl: The fuck dude. The actual Fuck
Gabe is a black kid adapted by a Mexican family who lets his friends bang his mom whenever they want.
Man Gabe is one black kid but I love to fuck his mom
Gabe Is the most amazing person ever and is really cool. If you know a Gabe become friends with him but don’t be to clingy because he will think your weird so be careful. Gabe is selfless and ethical and is a morale compass. But he can also be full of himself. But overall he is an amazing person
Gabe is so cool I wish I was his friend
A kid that looks like eminem with white hair that has a scar on his forehead and if you take his football he'll wipe his ass with his finger!
"Dude did you see Gabe today"
"Yeah what a fuck tard"
A gabe is a gabe. It likes to play dota and likes to brag his huskar skills
A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.
He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"
He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.
He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.
If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"
or you can put a peace sign over your chest
Relger: Hey! Sweep the floor!
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe