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A sexual act involving a burly, bearded German who has had a meal of sausage and beer, and has the juices from both caught in his facial-hair. With these juices covering his beard and mouth, the German performs fellatio on a woman, coming away with a sloppy-mix of food and sexual liquid on his face.
"Did you see all that weird, greasy crap in his beard? That guy looks like he gave a wet German!"
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Since and uncircumcised penis looks like a German Helmet. Speaking German, giving German Lessons or going to Germany is having sex or engaging in sexual behavior.
That guy was so hot. He took me home and gave me German Lessons. Let's just say, he was Speaking German so well I am now fluent.
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When you put your nose in between a female's ass cheeks and proceed to eat her twat out while she is giving you a handjob.
Ronald : "I really wanted to eat this girl out and get a handjob at the same time."
Marty : "Did you put your nose between her ass cheeks?"
Ronald : "Yeah"
Marty : "Dude, that's a German Gasmask"
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Is when someone squeezes lime juice into the anus and then lick your finger and dip it in salt and ram that puppy up there.
Last week I had a German Margarita and I still burns when I take a dump.
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Fornicating with a sweaty armpit. Preferably unshaven.
"Dude, when that bitch passed out I gave her a dirty German!"
"Sweet!"
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When a man cums on a girl's chest, then craps on her. During sex they smear it around and then the girl eats it.
Hey man! Did i tell you about the hilarious German S'more I gave that chick from the party on Saturday?
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A place used to deal with bankers and the liars on television news.
A machine used to restore a country to its glory. Great for cooking a certain group of people you get censored if you talk about.
We need to put all of the bankers and Hollywood producers in a German Oven
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