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The act of waking up a sleeping friend by smearing chunky peanut butter on one's scrotile sack, then frosting the peanut butter covered sack in beach sand.
The scrotile sack along with the penis is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the buttocks. Then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend's face.
Dude 1: hey! Dude2 is sleeping. How should we wake him up?
Dude 3: grab some peanut butter and beach sand and let's sea goat him!
Dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut butter!
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Someone who likes to be fucked by a male goat up the rim piece whilst the goat is wearing womens cloths and makeup
gonna get me a sassy goat chaps cya later
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First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek, just as the word "Internets" is used referencing Dubya's plural addition to the singular item.
Just because someone uses Escape Goat doesn't mean they believe it to be correct. Most of the time they are messing around.
"The dude is being used as an escape goat."
"That's scapegoat."
"Yeah, I know, but this is the Internets so stfu."
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Hitler the goat dies too soon we need another one
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A party, in which participants bake and subsequently consume copious amounts of fresh cupcakes while they are still hot.
Aunt Sally is coming to town, let's throw a goat sex party for her!
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A chill girl that hangs out with the boys and willingly brings her friends around with the intent of letting the guys hook up with them. She is not going to hook up with any of the crew, but she'll always let the homies go for her girls.
These are few-and-far between, extremely rare. You must cherish them when you find one for they are your biggest ally.
Woohoo! Not only did Jessica bring her friends, she told us which ones were down to hook up, what a great Judas Goat!
Someone invite Jessica, we need her Judas Goat skills to bring her thot friends
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