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two in the cooch, one in the gooch

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

by LaceDogg December 12, 2007

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Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger

A "Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger" is someone or something with the special skill to "skat" from their own earholes. Famous celebrities which have this amazing skill include, Stephen Hawkings, Bill Gate, Joe Pasquale and Vanessa Feltz.

OMG d00d !!! You sick Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger, there is skat pertruding from your ear hole! You make me friggin sick.

by Phil Collins February 24, 2005

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Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 12, 2015

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freeze dried camel gooch

anything and everything that is ultimately wrong and generally shit in life

ah mate the north is a hench pile of freeze dried camel gooch!!!

by billmchperson March 30, 2006

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put my gooch on ya

affectionatley coined after tampa bay buccaneer's jeff gooch. Describes the act of owning or pwning your opponent or adversary also see teabag

"mark u dont wanna play me in basketball....im gonna put my gooch on ya"

by bgood15 December 25, 2007

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White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.

Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.

by pussyfart666 November 19, 2012


Gooch Slug

The words Holden and Gunnar use to talk dirty.

Goodnight my gooch slug

by Daddyeatr69 October 15, 2020