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bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

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Jeeti hat

A hat, or toque that would be suitable for wear by Jeeti. They tend to possess gangster qualities. However, a Jeeti hat must also be functional, as Jeeti is wise. It must keep one's ears warm; a doo-rag would not suffice as a Jeeti hat.

Alright ragers, get your jeeti hats on, its cold out.

by Tubby69 January 31, 2007

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Hats and Bats

A cop slang..typically described as meaning helmets and and riot batons.."Hats and bats"..

Civilian slang...means your not getting along with someone..Big clash of personalities...

"Helmets and Bats"- helmets and riot baton/night sticks , used to quell civil unrest..

Daily life..Means you and another person are NOT getting along..Example-"Me and the boss went hats and bats over my overtime"

by Some guy from New York.. December 19, 2008

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Party Hat

A fat girl who dresses like a slut and thinks she's hot shit

Fuck it is slim pickings tonight, I might go for that Party Hat

by Best Bro February 13, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.

"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"

by Zeke November 21, 2004

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pube hat

A hat made out of pubes. Made by shaving off a person's pubes and using the hairs to make a hat. In order to make a pube hat one's own, it must be knit by the person intending to wear it and made of someone else's pubes.

Damn Ryan! Is that made from Justin's pubes?! That's one hot pube hat!

by Theawesomehatmaker November 1, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


tit hat

1.) Funnier than the Funniest Joke on Earth featured in Monty Python - when one reads 'tit hat', one will say 'tit hat' in one's head and die of laughter.

2.) Literally meaning 'tit hat'. A hat with tits on it/made to look like tits.

3.) 'Tit hat' can also be an insult or a compliment, depending on the situation. Most likely an insult.

1.) Two people IMing each other -

Person 1: TIT HAT.
Person 2: LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOL.
2.) Grab my tit hat.
3.) Wow, stop being such a tit hat, you tit hat.

by itaht May 23, 2011

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