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n. The act of multiple grown men standing in a line closely to one another that simultaneously light their pubic hair on fire and the proceed to bone the man standing in front of them in line.
Last week I intended to have a normal night with the bros ,but we got drunk and formed a Venezuelan heat parade.
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Someone with a major short person inferiority complex. Think Napoleon. This is usually someone who works in a chop shop, online porn or a stock pump it and dump it establishment. This person usually yells and runs around and might be known to jump on top of desks and scream about nothing to speak of. They might be rude to clients that pay them. This person likely does not have an email address nor knows how to search the web. Their cell phone is the size of a backpack or a phone booth. These are the Bud Light Bar Fleas, screwed because they have nothing much upstairs and not much to stand on besides a pair of Kenneth Cole shoes with lifts and Rogaine in the brain. Their devious nature gets them somewhere, but it's usually pretty shady and rat infested.
I just got my ass chewed by my 3 Feet of Heat boss. He has no idea that I am getting promoted over him and that he will be stuck in middle management for the rest of his life, or until he gets fired next week for using the company card at the strip joint during lunch. Hey, there are bigger chop shop and call centers right around the bend.
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Thr fourth and less known stage of heat related illness. Commonly occuring in the desert climate such as Iraq or Afghanistan. Heat rape is the step after heat stroke when your pretty much screwed. Common causes include, lack of water, lack of shade, and lack of sex contrary to popular belief. The only known cause is to stabalize a country so you can go home.
"I was guarding the gate when all of the sudden, heat rape struck, and now I'm screwed.
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A talented quartet, from CANADA! Well 3/4 of them and the Gorgeous American, that is Dancy, Gorgeous, Nice, Care for their fans, make beautiful dancesingcalm music that is a blessing to my ears. And are Hot! , Hot Heat!!!
1.Damn! its Hot today! No! , its Hot Hot Heat.
2.I love you as much as i love Hot Hot Heat! that says something about you!
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While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.
Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent
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this word comes from the game baseball
but it also means that your penis into the girl's "hole" and releasing your very hot manhood in that hole
when me and my wife were having sex she asked me what i was doin behind her and i told her i was giving her high heat
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I have to go to camp with a stupid Heat fan, Dylan Lamchick the 19