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Double hooker wedgie

it’s a good choice if you want to hang someone from their door and let their dog eat their butt and it only has to be in the persons new house

Noah loved giving his friend a double hooker wedgie

by Trey white Vlogs February 8, 2018


[Hooker] [Me] [Up]

To drive by and pick up a friend or aquaintance who would be walking/ waiting on the street

Meg: How are you getting to the club?
Emily: I'm walking towards the train station to making the 5:15 train
Meg: You are never gonna make it in time!
Emily: Well then, hooker me up!

by Supaflye August 6, 2008


hooker fish lips

A girl with lips like a hooker and smells like fish. Normally named Gloria.

Look at that hooker fish lips.

by Juggalo Prankster May 11, 2014


hooker flag of union

the high flying flag symbolizing hooker rights

"Did you see the Hooker Flag of Union at my house?"

by longcockLevi October 11, 2017


Three Legged Hooker

A three legged hooker is a mythical creature that pirates talk about when drinking grog (a delicious pirate drink) or when trying to impress other pirates and/or winches. Technically, the only thing stranger than a three legged hooker is two pro baseball players making out on national television. Manny farmers believe that would mark the beginning of the Armageddon.

By the time the keg of grog was gone, each pirate had told a story about the three legged hooker.

by Dildo Backpacker March 22, 2011

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Swanky Pirate Hooker

Taurus is her sign, & she is STUBBORN! Swanky is exremely dedicated once you've shown her your intent.
Swanky gives & expects; fairness, respect, & honesty.
A music, & fashion lover! Pleased with originality & diversity, visually stimulated, & isn't quite the drinker people associate with Pirate Hookers.

Founder - Pirate Hooker Nation (secret sisterhood)

That Swanky Pirate Hooker,?, original she moves to her own beat.,
FromPirate Hooker Nation Swanky Pirate Hooker - founded secretly long ago....

The Swanky Pirate Hooker could ROCK that, she's got her own style!!

by (= Pirate Hooker October 26, 2010

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High Class Hooker

Girls that go to Ridge High School. (A girl with money, who wears a little less clothing than a porn star in Algebra II)

A girl(the high class hooker) walks into a classroom, wearing a a tank top that covers half her stomach, and barely half of her boobs, and a short ripped up jean skirt, that's just a couple inches off her ass, and heals. She sits down in her assigned seat.
"Excuse me, Miss. _____, you are not dressed for school, please leave the room," her 24-year-old male teacher states.
"Oh, so you were looking at me?" She replied with a smirk.

by A girl from October 21, 2005

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