This man is a fucken massive Mong and is fucken a dumb cunt
"The capital of Australia is Canterbury"- Nicholas
Nicholas is an idiot
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The first level of technical support at just about any company. If you have a real problem with a product, you have to prove you're not an idiot just so you can talk to the next level of support where someone may actually be able to address the problem.
Caller: I bought a RAM module that doesn't seem to work.
Tech Sup: Did you try plugging it in the computer first?
Caller: Are you seriously asking me that? Yes. I plugged it into each slot separately, trying various memory configurations and even tried it in a second PC I have. The memory check always fails.
Tech Sup: Did you try unplugging your computer?
Caller: Dude, can I get past the idiot filter? If two different computers in multiple slots say the RAM is bad, then it's bad.
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Searching online for forum posts, blogs, etc by people holding views or believing things that you regard as being exceptionally stupid, obnoxious or generally unpleasant. Usually done just for a laugh when extremely bored or procrastinating.
Couldn't get started on my essay so ended up on Google idiot hunting. Found so much racist, homophobic, hyper religious, republican and daily-mail esqe bs that I lost all faith in humanity.
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A method or strategy of identifying easily manipulated or gullible people.
The Standing Rock Sioux DAPA solidarity check in served only as an idiot detector. As all 3 methods which it described would filter fake check ins by default.
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(n) Born behind the Redwood Curtain in Arcata CA, the Idiot's Convention is a semi-annual gathering of half-wits, nimrods, and schmendricks. Convention activities include copious drinking & puffing, too-much disc-golf, random concerts, and bowling.
Ay! Are we having an Idiot's Convention this year?
Fuckin' a we are! It'll be our 420th anniversry this year!
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When you call someone an "idiot"(which is an adjective) but then also add in the "kidโ(which seems like an adjective depending on how you describe it but it's really not). If you think about it it's not required
Soccer Player *scores in the goal 3 times*
Soccer Player:" You're really bad at being goalie."
Goalie:"At least I'm you're worse"
Soccer Player:"what I just scored on you idiot kid"
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