Another term of developing countries used by an orange racist boi
The 45th president of the U.S.A: Why are we having these people from shithole countries come here?
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A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.
"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"
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country gay is to be gay in the southern form
kylie: sierra is sssooooo country gay
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A member of society who writes long, ramblimg, and disjointed thoughts. Puns never intended.
Country Bumpkin is my newest BFF and I love chatting with her in my spare time.
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Yourself plus a threesome consisting of very attractive/hot/sexy blondes (i.e. country singers Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, and Julianne Hough).
Dude, last night I was in a country foursome!
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to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.
I got a country blumken from my sister at camp last year. She said I wasn't as good as daddy.
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The act of giving a man oral pleasure while he moves his bowels in an out house or port-a-potty.
Last night during the parade, Henry gave Herb a country bumpkin
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