cheese hummer

Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".

Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties

I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.

Boiled the Cheese

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!

Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.

cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."

The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.

Cheese snuffle

A piece of white bread with melted/crusted cheese on top. Commonly in Norway. Primarily served cold with ham and ordinary cheese in the middle.

Also know as (in norwgian):
- Ostelandgang
- Osteloff
- Ostebriks
- Ostekødd
- Ostegreie

My godness, that sure was one delicious piece of cheese snuffle, Mr. Goldie!

Cheese Bunny

A bunny made of cheese. Usually cheddar, but is occasionally mader of blue cheese with pineapple sauce.

Cheese Bunny. Your worst nightmare.

adhesive cheese

Another name for the cheese singles you in the supermarket. Typically found in burgers you buy from a van in a hard shoulder. Sticks to pretty much anything, like a cheesy sharpie.

Wallace - hey joan, i need something to hold my poster up.
Joan - here try this adhesive cheese.

Cheese-jacker

Cheese-jacker - the boss, the one who passes out the cheese. Cheese Jacking is when you pass out the cheddar (aka checks) to your employees. Cheese Jacking is also when you make money by being good at business, aka steel the cheese.

"Boss is a good cheese-jacker, he has the checks on time, every time.."
or
"Dude, we are going to make 35% on this deal, that company needs to get with it, just call me the cheese-jacker".