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Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 29, 2022


Field Lion

Same thing as a Ditch Tiger: a stray or feral cat. There are still some states that have open season on Field Lions.

Pull over! I think I see a ditch tiger, hand me my rifle. Them dern field lions are somethin... they multiply like skeeters.

by EBCDIC December 11, 2008


Salting the Fields

Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.

Ex.

Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!

by Doickls January 28, 2017


Devlin field

Devlin field is a field where high schoolers go and drink . They call it “town” multiple kids have “died” at devlin meaning either drank or smoked to much , cops have been called multiple times on these teens but none have been caught everyone runs . Summer at devlin field are sometimes packed with heads of kids drinking and smoking . Security comes all the time to kick the kids out .nothing will ever stop these kids from coming here thru out the year

“Hey wanna go to devlin field tonight ?”

by Truefacts12345678 October 02, 2018


Field Goggles

A term used by enlisted in the military: When a Soldier/Marine (normally E4 and below) has been in the field for so long that every female they see appears attractive to them.

Pvt Piles: “Man have you seen Specialist Jones???… I never realized how hot she is until now.”
Pfc Brown: “No way bro you need to take off your field goggles.”

by Y-U-Doo-Dat?23 May 07, 2023


field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post

We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear

by Yeah Tone December 15, 2007


city field

Just a crappy place to be

City field is The worst stadium in baseball history

by Thatonebestguyoutthere August 05, 2017