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When an Irish man gets drunk and beats up his wife giving her a black eye
Dad would come home drunk some times and give my mom some Irish Kisses.
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When someone swipes a dirty mop over your shoes at the restaurant, usually support staff like bussers or dishwashers at the end of the night when they're stoned, not paying attention, and trying to go home for the evening.
The dishwasher just gave me the Irish shoeshine. What a dick.
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an erection.
I saw Britney on Top of the Pops last night and i got a massive Irish toothache.
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Inserting a finger into the anus.
Dave: So how did the date go last night?
Ian: Well I gave her the Irish Finger, so pretty well.
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an acute, commonly epidemic disease, with several different symptoms, caused by abundant consumption of intoxicants and characterized by a combination of head throbbing, watery digestive discharge and rancid beath.
Synonym: Hung over.
Dude,i got Irish influenza from brian's party last night, im not gunna make it to Nyack with you to see those French biddies.
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"A guy who'd walk past a bar to be with a broad" from the memoir "The Tender Bar" by J.R. Moehringer
"...I asked Bob the Cop if his wife ever got suspicious about his being out every night." "Nah", he said "She knows I'm no Irish fag."
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Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.
Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil