Work aikido

Doing some bull crap while on the job, that doesn't really qualify as actual work. Something to do to look busy when a boss comes around, but not exerting any energy or really doing anything that is productive.

Nick, "Shit man, we got a code 'I'!"
Vance, "Yo, I'm a tenth degree black belt in Work aikido. Watch me arrange the shit out of those batteries!"
Vance "faces" batteries, bringing them to the forward.

Working at Walgreens reading a magazine at the front cash register. Boss man comes up, and you "top" the cigarettes. That means you push them down so they are all as packed tight towards the bottom rack as possible. "Way to go Vance, really keeping that cig display good looking. Gold star material!"

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Work-Fuck

wərk-fək
Verb: To deliberately destroy someone and their morale by means of subjecting them to menial tasks until they're but a ghost in a shell devoid of any higher level thinking for fear of further administrative punishment.

Worker: My Boss work-fucked and now I'm stuck in the office all weekend.

Boss: I will work-fuck you until your Soul Evaporates! (cracked.com)

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course work

when youtake a teachers head andwipe your arse with it

art

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Work Husband

A male co-worker who gets all sorts of baked goods, free coffees and a lot of sexual harassment leeway and still complains about having a work-ball-and-chain and no fringe benefits

Emily's work husband, Matt, is always complaining that she asks for expensive things but manages to forget all the nice things she does for him on a daily basis

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work crapper

Taking a crap at work.

You know he's a work crapper he goes in the bathroom every day after lunch.

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Work Ethnic

The amount of work one must do based on skin color to get ahead in this world...See also Affirmitive Action

A caucasian male doesnt get into a college with a 3.5 GPA, while his african american counterpart gets accepted with a 1.5 GPA do to his Work Ethnic.

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work out

for both people to not quite be sure why they're in the relationship but be too confused to end it and both be wanting different things that neither of them are getting

did their relationship work out?

well if by work out you mean they are too confused about why they are together to break up, then yes.

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