An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.
James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic
An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement
Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again
When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.
"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."
When you bust your load into a 5 layer lasagna and serve it at dinner.
Bro that Italian Twinkie was a sweet treat at dinner
When you rip out a clump of a bitches hair out in a fight
I had too much to drink and when I woke up I realized I somebody had given me an Italian haircut.
This word is a great way to explain a very geourgous dick. you say it as a compliment to men.
Ex :
me : Damn U have such a italian torlillas!
him : thaks ur wap is also great!