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Jade

Jade can be a great person at times but she loves to fuck around with you and piss you off. She aspires to be a prostitute when she grows up and is a slut when she needs to be. Jade is also almost always on her period and almost always a bitch

Dude 1: why do you always get angry so easily? Stop being a jade!
Dude 2: I guess you’re right, I’m sorry.

by Big boi Mozezzzz January 23, 2019

1πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Jade

Gorg's second personality. Todddd's wife.

Has a nice booty

Jade has a nice booty, and is married so back off. -todddd

by β™‘bittttcchhh June 16, 2018

1πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Jade's Ass

Jades ass will make your head turn fast. It's thicc af and you just can't stop thinking about getting a piece of it to yourself. Her ass will make you change the way you think of other asses.

GAH DAYYUMM! LOOK AT DAY SHIT BRUH TF JADE'S ASS IMMA PASS OUT!!

by KnowingFineKnowledge August 9, 2016

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Jade Tilley

She is very outgoing, can be sensative but is also as hard as a rock. She is creative and funny. She likes attention. Someone who can pretend to be happy and no one to notice when most of the time she isn't. She can always make you laugh and she has the best hair, and she ALWAYS has a new trick up her sleeve she wants to try. Shes HILARIOUS!!

That Jade Tilley chick. I like that crap.

Do you know that Jade chick? The one with the awesome hair? Yeah. I'd tap that.

by Jade and Christina October 28, 2012

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Vu Jade

The opposite of de javu; the occurrence of something so uncommon and unexpected that it calls for an exclamation of surprise.

Mollie exclaimed, "Woah, vu jade!" when a dwarf riding a white stallion leaped in front of her car at an intersection crying "Give me freedom or give me death!"

by mehmenaha December 13, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jade Albany

Jade Albany is an Australian model born in Italy and is fluent in both Italian and English.

She was a contestant on Italia's next top model 2009 and is a contestant on Big Brother Australia 2013.

She is also an aspiring actress and works part time in a pub in NSW

Jade Albany is an amazing model and actress

by sataniskawaii October 7, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


blue jade

A really annoying girl who thinks she is the best. She attracts men with her slutiness, she has only a few friends with similar personalities and has struggles. She is supposedly pretty and can get quite a few men. She is mostly attracted to older men.
she is a bitch.

Boy 1: "do you know blue jade?"
Boy 2: "she is a bitch dude!"
Boy 1: " I know right!"
Boy 3: "I like her"

by CCBBA November 28, 2016

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž