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Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest person you will ever meet. Jessica loves musicals and plays amazing villains. She has the sweetest smile and is the most fun to be around. She can make you laugh with just one look and has one of the most amazing laughs you’ll ever hear. Her weirdness is one of the most endearing characteristics about her. When befriending a Jessica, get ready for goofy shenanigans and memories that will last a lifetime. Jessica has many nicknames like P Feif, JP, Jessica Puh-Feiffer and so on. If you befriend a Jessica Pfeiffer, hang onto her. Tightly. And never, EVER let go.
Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest human being ever.
P Feif is the best stage manager I’ve ever had!
“Happy Birthday Jessica!”, said an elated Bob.
a legend who just reads erotica all day.
that is all.
gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"
Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"
A dish consisting of rice and butter. The type of rice and/or butter does not matter. However the word can be used as a verb when used in the context of a destitute meal partacked to when no other was available.
That ramen last week was Jessica's rice.
The most beautiful women in the world. She also sucks dick like a grand champion. Also goes my the name "mamas"
Damn did you see jessica salle? I wish i was as lucky as Eric, hes got a good mamas.
Someone more retarded than a ARF tart or a fucking fliddy flid
Jessica walch is a mong
Jessica Hume is the name for someone who looks just like Amanda Seyfried, she is also a very great person. She is often mistaken for Amanda Seyfried due to her large resemblance to the actress.
Person 1: OMG! I think we just passed Amanda Seyfried at the bus stop!
Person 2: No, that was Jessica Hume. She looks exactly like Amanda Seyfriend though.
Person 1: It's like they could be twins! She's pretty, I bet she's nice.
Person 2: Yeah, she's great.
The baddest bitch you’ll ever meet. A little bit crazy but that’s what makes it fun, super caring but will also turn of her emotions if you hurt her so basically you cannot affect her or even phase her, will make you question your sexuality every now and then. Phatest white girl ass I’ve ever seen in my life. Also knows how to normalise your mental illness which is super cool bc then u don’t overthink every 5 seconds
Damn that girl a Jessica Dover