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Jessica Hume is the name for someone who looks just like Amanda Seyfried, she is also a very great person. She is often mistaken for Amanda Seyfried due to her large resemblance to the actress.
Person 1: OMG! I think we just passed Amanda Seyfried at the bus stop!
Person 2: No, that was Jessica Hume. She looks exactly like Amanda Seyfriend though.
Person 1: It's like they could be twins! She's pretty, I bet she's nice.
Person 2: Yeah, she's great.
The baddest bitch you’ll ever meet. A little bit crazy but that’s what makes it fun, super caring but will also turn of her emotions if you hurt her so basically you cannot affect her or even phase her, will make you question your sexuality every now and then. Phatest white girl ass I’ve ever seen in my life. Also knows how to normalise your mental illness which is super cool bc then u don’t overthink every 5 seconds
Damn that girl a Jessica Dover
the best person in existence, she is only a bitch to you if your a bitch to her :)
have you seen Jessica freer omg she is the best
"Pulling a Jessica," is the opposite of PTSD or latent memory. You remember things so vividly and exactly no one believes you.
The breakfast sandwich was so delectable he could not even, "Pull a Jessica," to remember how it made him feel sick.
Is a weird girl that loves squirrels and needs help
Jessica Giambrone is so weird
Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest person you will ever meet. Jessica loves musicals and plays amazing villains. She has the sweetest smile and is the most fun to be around. She can make you laugh with just one look and has one of the most amazing laughs you’ll ever hear. Her weirdness is one of the most endearing characteristics about her. When befriending a Jessica, get ready for goofy shenanigans and memories that will last a lifetime. Jessica has many nicknames like P Feif, JP, Jessica Puh-Feiffer and so on. If you befriend a Jessica Pfeiffer, hang onto her. Tightly. And never, EVER let go.
Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest human being ever.
P Feif is the best stage manager I’ve ever had!
“Happy Birthday Jessica!”, said an elated Bob.
a legend who just reads erotica all day.
that is all.
gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"
Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"