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Guy #1: Hey what’s up Not So Slim Jim?
Guy 2: Dude, I told you not to call me that. You know I’m self-conscious about my weight.
A game where one male player exposes a small area of skin from their genitals to the other player. Then, the other player has to guess whether what they have been shown is cock or ball. Ricky Gervais is believed to be the founder.
Guy: Wanna play offal jim jam?
Girlfriend: Sure!
Guy: <opens fly> So what do you think?
Girlfriend: Cock?
Guy: You're right! Here's your prize.
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To go on a binge; to use lots of alcohol and various drugs in combination with each other, as Morrison infamously did so often.
Person1: Yeah. we're gonna drink some whiskey, do a bit of coke and eat some oxies.
Person2:Woah, you guys be careful on that Jim Morrison diet.
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The way an alchoholics hand shakes when they don't have enough beam in their bloodstream yet.
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A Southern term to a penis which has been overly circumcized so that it grows at strange angles. When erect, it causes severe pain to the male to whom it is attached.
"Ouch, damn, my slim-jim-dimeAdozen really hurts after that stroke festival"
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An alternative name for vodka.
I love to drink a slim-jim slammerson and coke.
Fancy some slim-jim slammerson?
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