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Rizz and Jizz is a technique where you "rizz" up a girl and then "jizz". It is very effective technique developed by P.R
Yo he is totally the "Rizz and Jizz" master by the way he pulled her.
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When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.
GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.
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whenever you hold your jizz inside of your dick by squeezing the head of your dick REALLY REALLY hard whenever you are about to cum. This will stop you from ejecting sperm. repeat process until you have a hardened ball of dry jizz built up in the shaft of your penis.
I've been saving this jizz pearl for the day that I run into Fred Phelps, then I will proceed to shoot it out of my dick like a cannonball into his head. Hopefully that will kill him.
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You take at least 3 people and you all lie down in a circle at the point where your heads touch then you all must start beating your meat and once you Jizz you must aim it at a friend and hope it hits them but not you. Who ever gets more jizz on them loses.
Our game of Fiddle-Jizz was amazing, I accidentally Got some on myself.
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1. Sally was spittin' all this mouth jizz about Derek last night.
2. I can't stop mouth jizz'in!
3. Derek came so much in my mouth I had to mouth jizz it all out!
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When a male has not knocked one off for a few days and anything will make him jizz and when he does it looks and feels like a comet coming out of his bell end!
"I just had a monster wank and unleashed a massive jizz comet!"
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Slang for "Mountain Dew"
Can also refer to a substandard ripoff form of Mountain Dew (i.e. Citrus Drop)
"Dude grab me another Mountain Jizz from the fridge"
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