road job

Oral sex given to the driver of a moving vehicle. Usually given by a female companion riding shotgun.

Kris: "Did you see how slow Gil was going through that intersection?"

Roland: "Yeah, he must of been getting one good road job."

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Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

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ho job

when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job

When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job

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Whack job

A crazy person

Jana was taking selfies at the top of "Jungle Jim". She is a certified whack job!

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foster job

The act of forcing your secret lover to occupy the small space under the bed of the Fosterer, with nothing but a trash can top for a pillow, while the Fosterer makes fun of Jews as another unrelated delinquent steals money from the victim.

Dude, the camp counselor gave me a hardcore Foster job and ridiculed Justin for being a Jew while Petrini stole all my cash!

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Chomp Job

When you are recieving a blowjob the person giving said blowjob bites the the head and/or foreskin of the penis.

Luke: Oh damn did you hear Lacie gave Kash a chomp job?

Gesus: Oh that's weird. I kinda hope she gives me one... DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Luke: Gesus, nobody likes you.

Gesus: Yeah, I know.

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Clothes Job

The act of foreplay in which an individual strips an article of clothing off another individual and repeatedly sucks on the article of clothing in order to stimulate endorphins or arouse one's self.

My significant other and I decided to be kinky and gave each other Clothes Jobs and sucked on each others clothes for hours

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