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jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013


Jon J Walter's Club

When you have 2 separate friends with benefits who both have a husband or wife. (In Reference to Jon Walter from 90 Day Fiancee: Before The 90 Days)

Mark: YOOOOOO! Guess who's officially part of the Jon J Walter's Club?!

Frank: Nice.

by rudy STANTZ May 16, 2020


jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius

Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.

by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020


jon asle

halla kara jon asle berg her. ev æ mæ? sid is often refered to jon asle.

jon asle -det æ gunsti kara

by quickscoper29 January 10, 2018


Nice Guy Jon

A guy who is nice

He will probably let me stay at his place, he is such a Nice Guy Jon

by chiefkeefied October 31, 2020


Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.

Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.

by Oxford big Dicktionary November 23, 2021


Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.

I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.

by Renewables July 5, 2022