julie hamilton

Typically a clever disguise for a Succubus worn so as to not alert her prey to her sinister soul sucking agenda.

Damn bro I used to have a soul but that Julie Hamilton sucked it right out of me

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July 13th

If you were born on July 13th, u a crazy son of a bitch. U gon end up in jail locked up forever. No one gon help u because u so weird.

Goo goo ga ga was born on July 13th
*calls police*

HELLO? We have a psychopath on the loose

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4th of july

the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure.

dude, my girl gave me a random gift today so i rewarded her with a 4th of july.

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July 15

National Daniel Sucks at Rocket League Day

“Hey Daniel, you suck at Rocket League”
Daniel: “Hey bro what the heck!!!
“No its cool, it’s July 15”
Daniel: “Oh ok ur good”

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July 21

If you’re born on July 21st, you’re elite and you got the fattest ass in town.

„Sir you can’t get into the club without your ID“

„My birthday is July 21“

„Shit my fault, you’ll get into the VIP area for free then“

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5th July

national vine day

“what are you for the 5th july?”

“oh i’m dead, like vine” in

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Dirty Julie

The one who seems so innocent but actually secretly holds a knife and just appreciating its sharpness until dawn. Insanely SARCASTIC, too. Did I mention she's the Queen of Badasses.

She may be looking like an angel but she's literally the Demon of demons.

Huh? How so?

She's one of those 'Dirty Julie.'

*Dramatically gasps*

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