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woah! he did what...pissed on a 15 year old...what a freakin wacko...he fucked them too...was he stoned?...damn I want to be famous
i love junoir high school parking lots at 3pm the same way r. kelly does
1. A relationship in which the female is so domineering that she removes the man’s penis and carries it in her pocket.
2. A couple who join a group of friends, then the female talks about everyone and creates general discontent among everyone in the group. The male simply watches and says nothing to upset the succubus he is stuck with.
3. A couple in which the female produces abnormally large amounts of testosterone causing her to be a crazy bitch; and the male produces abnormally high levels of estrogen and lets her walk all over him cuckold.
Have you met our new neighbors?
Yeah, I heard her belittling him and his friends earlier.
Oh, so they are a total Kelly and Brett couple then.
Similar to the plain smunt this one is much more smelly, and handily could be confused with a genuine girl's name.
As an insult "you Kelly Smunt"
as a description "she had a Kelly Smunt"
She is kinda smart easy to talk to she loves country music is always supportive nice and out going se loves to be crazy and just being her and if you don't like her she says scratch your but and get glad cause she honestly doesn't care. she has dirty blonde hair and is always nice she will listen to you she is tall and smart artistic kinda shy she loves basketball and can be sometimes wild but she is the best girlfriend you could ever want man you seously need a kelly
kelly is the kinda person that is thoughtful
A true king of R&B, but needs to stop messing with little girls. He don't nned to because he's married and has kids. A legend, but needs to stop messing with little girls.
A man who takes way too many naps. Sleepy as SHIT. Takes nasty ass dumps. Loves roshe runs. Tends to eat a lot of popcorn. Favorite word is buns.
Like a Debby downer, you’re a Chris Kelly.