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R. Kelly

A nasty prick who fucks females whom
are too young for him. An incog-negro who slaps down the race card when it suits him. A rich asshole who will
look the community (camera) in the eye and say: "don't believe you're lyin' eyes. Believe me!"

Most African-American professional
athletes (especially the NBA), and
Robert Kelly (pedophile
extraordinaire)

by RichieRich July 30, 2003

19πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


kelly stalking

stalking someone in every aspect of their life

girl 1: she's following my blogs, my twitter, my facebook and myspace"
girl 2: "oh.. so she's totally kelly stalking you"

by lindsay lohan lady gagaa March 4, 2009

15πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


r. kelly

woah! he did what...pissed on a 15 year old...what a freakin wacko...he fucked them too...was he stoned?...damn I want to be famous

i love junoir high school parking lots at 3pm the same way r. kelly does

by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 29, 2004

17πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


kelly and brett

1. A relationship in which the female is so domineering that she removes the man’s penis and carries it in her pocket.

2. A couple who join a group of friends, then the female talks about everyone and creates general discontent among everyone in the group. The male simply watches and says nothing to upset the succubus he is stuck with.

3. A couple in which the female produces abnormally large amounts of testosterone causing her to be a crazy bitch; and the male produces abnormally high levels of estrogen and lets her walk all over him cuckold.

Have you met our new neighbors?
Yeah, I heard her belittling him and his friends earlier.
Oh, so they are a total Kelly and Brett couple then.

by utopian reflux May 29, 2007

9πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


nelly and kelly

nelly and kelly - dilemma.
i.e. to have a dilemma

I'm having a nelly and kelly

by ben davis May 20, 2003

23πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


kelly

She is kinda smart easy to talk to she loves country music is always supportive nice and out going se loves to be crazy and just being her and if you don't like her she says scratch your but and get glad cause she honestly doesn't care. she has dirty blonde hair and is always nice she will listen to you she is tall and smart artistic kinda shy she loves basketball and can be sometimes wild but she is the best girlfriend you could ever want man you seously need a kelly

kelly is the kinda person that is thoughtful

by gnghg December 7, 2017

1πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Kelly Smunt

Similar to the plain smunt this one is much more smelly, and handily could be confused with a genuine girl's name.

As an insult "you Kelly Smunt"
as a description "she had a Kelly Smunt"

by PinkMissy October 4, 2006

10πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž