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When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.
Elzar: Absolutely not.
Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!
Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.
Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?
Elzar: I hate you.
Bender: I thought that was the number two.
Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!
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Having sex 4 times in 1 "session". Basically having sex 4 times without leaving.
David: "dude that girl Jesse is so hot"
Patrick: "yeah I'd knock it outta the park"
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A term used to describe a state of being fucked up
"Man that last hit straight knocked the beenie off..."
"I knocked the beenie off that ass last night..."
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Canadian slang;
to knock the fuck out is offering to perform oral sex. Euphemism common among the bath-houses of Toronto and Craig's List. This is unconfirmed.
Imp wants to knock the fuck out of GM.
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To do a chick doggie style and then all of a sudden pull a "wangthorpe" and sneak your johnson into her bunghole!
Back in 2004, I tried to knock the back out of Bev!
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1. In Baseball or Softball, to achieve a home run by hitting the ball so hard that not even the player who stayed home with his sick kids could catch it.
2. A single hit that is so vicious that its effects are felt for a while afterwards, usually through flying backwards, falling to the ground, writhing in pain, and throwing up. Bonus points if you do it with a baseball bat.
Aaron tried to sneak up on me while I was blindfolded, but I kicked him in the groin, which caused him to be knocked out of the park.
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life of a person who lived on the streets-hustler
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